Today is my favorite day of the week, groceries day! I don’t understand why mom doesn’t get excited about groceries. She leaves the house as if she has to go shovel cow manure. I would not mind going to the grocery store every single day. It’s just so exciting, there’s always a surprise hidden in one of the bags. I can’t control my enthusiasm. I jump up and down and run circles around her trying to see the surprise inside the bags. I race her to the car as she goes back for more bags. I like to help her bring the grocery bags by sticking my head inside the bag and guide her to the front door. Oh boy, I smell a treat surprise! I can’t quite locate it. Where is it? Is it in this bag? Or this one? Why is mom not helping? What? She’s making a cup of coffee! Not now! We need to get the perishables in the fridge! Maybe if I offer my ball and sit looking so cute she’ll help. Yup, that did it. This week’s surprise; sweet-potato jerky, yummy!